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Fifteen. In love with fictional characters and ultimate idiots. English is not my first language so there you go broken crap was written all over the blog. Laughed at almost everything and enjoyed eating. "Time might separate us some day. But, even still, until then, let's stay together."
-Hotaru Takegawa
Єϰαм ƘЯƘ ғαƨα 1!!!!
Friday, 10 February 2012 @ 08:23
aQ tgk je gelagat dioghang time pekse. Yg lelaki, mate x lepas pndang kertas. Sampai mate tu aQ tgk cam nk naek juling. Peluh jantan semua keluar. Yang peghempuan pulak, fullamak... Tunduk tgk krtas tu, hidung tu sampai nk cecah meja. Bagos2.. Semangat koghang! aQ? Haishh.. Byk gile lobang cacing. Haish... Ngantok giler.
Ok, disamping kepale hutak pecah, ader gak bende2 lawak happend...
First, ader dua eko bughong. Jgn pikir blue... Tgh lepak atas bumbung tepi tingkap... Kitorang intai ah... nak tau doghang tgh wat per? KISSING... Haha... sweet giler. Kitoghang trgelak ahh.. Tetibe si jantan gi gosok bonto dier kat si betina. Haha... Wat maksiat kat tmpat trbuke. Tetibe, si betina laghi gi hujong. Huh! ntah asal ntah. "Oh, tidak! aQ dh ngandong!" Haha! Maybe ah si betina pikir camtu. Kitorang tergelak nk tegolek. Pastu agaknya dorng sedar kitorang dok perhati, dorng terbang... Haha... Pegila ko! Buat la bnde tu kat tmpat laen ye...
Second, that day was Hariz Izzudin's birthday tak silap aQ. But first, Happy B'day to you tau!
ok, kmbali pd citer.. Tetibe jer lik lap2.. Mate aQ jadik saket.. Kene beli eye-mo nih. Sbb nyer aQ usya kat border whiteboard tu, kat sblah gamba aq ader Hariz punyer gamba then ader manusia nie pegi lilit tali kat sekeliling dier. Bantuk macam HEART lak tu.. Haha.. kgheatif! Tapi wat malu jer! Saper buat ni? Blanje aQ nasik bujang! Hergh!
Ok... Tadi abes exam Aghab, aQ dok usyar sekeliling... Asal? Nak tgk jwpn la. Haha! Mcm x biase lak.. Tetibe aQ trnmpak Ammar-Be tulis samting then usyar border whiteboard kat bahagian gamba aQ. Pastu Farith n Rifqi pon dok usyar same pas2 trgelak. Ni mesti ader udang disebalek nasik goreng mak aQ masak pagi tdi. Ghupe2 nyer gamba Hariz then bwh tu ader gmba aq. Cantik giler ah. Sampai aQ rase nk kepak. Haishh.. Sabo je la.
Ok... byk lagi tapi buang karen jer. Buat aper tulis byk2 kalo juz nk ckp sorang2 btol x? Tgk, ckp sorng2 lagi. Ok, Nk tau x, Klas kotoghang ader toyol! bukan Ceplos yer! Serious... Dulu pen2 aQ kene sapu,Aino punyer prn dan pensil box Aina. Baghu2 nih nk exam nih.. Naek2 atas Maisya lelong bekas libghese. Mcm kenal er... Ghupe2nyer aQ ntyer. Chek2 x der dh tuala wanita dlm tu. Taik tol! Pastu Amighohnyer duit RM5 hilang. Afiqah n Fildza RM10 hilang., Dh RM25 dier dpt. Pastu Ainio n Aina nyer dier Usyar jer tpi x der bnde dier kebas. Mmmg kuang aja tol!
Ok dh la. aQ nk muntah rase tles post nih. Ngantok pon ader. Ok la. Bubye awak2 semua. MMMMUUUAHH sket!
